butterfly bandage, but don't worry.
monster mashing questions
ghost: what would you like on your tombstone?
dracula: are you afraid of aging? or death?
nosferatu: what, as a child, did you imagine went bump in the night?
creature from the black lagoon: what's your favorite place to go for a break? (eg vacation spot or comforting place, book, etc)
godzilla: what do you do when you are angry? are you ever destructive?
frankenstein's monster: when you fall apart, what pulls you back together?
the blob: do you collect anything? if so, what & why?
zombie: when was the last time you trusted your gut? was it successful?
mothra: what is something dangerous that attracts or fascinates you?
king kong: what are some questionable choices you've made lately?
alien: what is your strangest feature?
50 ft woman: what is your most prominent strength?
witch: if you could magically change anything about yourself right now, what would it be and why?
cthulhu: do you like the ocean? why or why not?
nessie: have you ever felt invisible to people -- the feeling of not existing?
mutant spider: what is one of your biggest fears?
werewolf: if you could change into any nonhuman animal and back at will, what animal would you change into and why?
freddy kreuger: what is one of your worst nightmares?
jason voorhees: do you feel you are laughed at often? do you laugh at other people? if so, in what situations?
golem: if you could make up an imaginary friend, what would they be like and why?
leprechaun: what is your "pot of gold" (or white whale, if you'd rather)
sharktopus: what is something you've done that was ridiculous or a bad decision?
mummy: would you like to ever have children? why or why not?
robot: what is a habit you do without thinking?

I like how sometimes when I get in moods I start cleaning the entire house…I mean, what logical/normal person does dishes at 2 in the morning? Sigh.

Anonymous said: 9, 12, 13, 17, 18, 29, 37, 40, 43, 45, 49, 53, 79, 94, 95

hey nony!

9. How tall are you?: 5’7

12. What was your last dream about?: I don’t remember all of it, but I remember my sister buying garlic bread (and she bought garlic bread today irl so that was weird.)

13. What talents do you have?: taking selfies 

17. Who would be your ideal partner?: I have no idea any more. Someone with whom we are mutually attracted both mentally & physically. Someone who is educated and employed. Someone who is good with kids, dogs and their fam.

18. Do you want children?: Absolutely.

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?: Nope.

37. Favorite swear word?: I don’t really swear so I don’t have one.

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?: Apparently I did last week LOL. They disappeared though.

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?: Not well lol.

45. What is your favorite accent?: Irish accents, followed by British (don’t ask me which part because most of them I’m cool with) and Australian…and French lol.

49. Are you an innie or an outie?: innie. 

53. Favorite foreign food?: Uhhhh, I don’t really eat a lot of foreign foods, well I mean I guess I do but things that have been normalized in our society. So, I’m not sure.

79. Who was your first real crush? my JK bestie…who then became my crush again in seventh/eighth grade. Oy lol. That was fun.

94. What are you strengths?: Uhhh… loyalty, listening to people? Idk.

95. What are your weaknesses?: Criticism, I’m a bit of a control freak, I trust too easily…but also don’t trust at all, my own head. lol.

‘Friends’ 8x06

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becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

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Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well
1. What is you middle name?
2. How old are you?
3. What is your birthday?
4. What is your zodiac sign?
5. What is your favorite color?
6. What's your lucky number?
7. Do you have any pets?
8. Where are you from?
9. How tall are you?
10. What shoe size are you?
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
12. What was your last dream about?
13. What talents do you have?
14. Are you psychic in any way?
15. Favorite song?
16. Favorite movie?
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
18. Do you want children?
19. Do you want a church wedding?
20. Are you religious?
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
24. Baths or showers?
25. What color socks are you wearing?
26. Have you ever been famous?
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
28. What type of music do you like?
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
32. How big is your house?
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
34. Have you ever fired a gun?
35. Have you ever tried archery?
36. Favorite clean word?
37. Favorite swear word?
38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
39. Do you have any scars?
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
41. Are you a good liar?
42. Are you a good judge of character?
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
44. Do you have a strong accent?
45. What is your favorite accent?
46. What is your personality type?
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
48. Can you curl your tongue?
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
50. Left or right handed?
51. Are you scared of spiders?
52. Favorite food?
53. Favorite foreign food?
54. Are you a clean or messy person?
55. Most used phrased?
56. Most used word?
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
58. Do you have much of an ego?
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
60. Do you talk to yourself?
61. Do you sing to yourself?
62. Are you a good singer?
63. Biggest Fear?
64. Are you a gossip?
65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?
66. Do you like long or short hair?
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
68. Favorite school subject?
69. Extrovert or Introvert?
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
71. What makes you nervous?
72. Are you scared of the dark?
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
74. Are you ticklish?
75. Have you ever started a rumor?
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
77. Have you ever drank underage?
78. Have you ever done drugs?
79. Who was your first real crush?
80. How many piercings do you have?
81. Can you roll your Rs?"
82. How fast can you type?
83. How fast can you run?
84. What color is your hair?
85. What color is your eyes?
86. What are you allergic to?
87. Do you keep a journal?
88. What do your parents do?
89. Do you like your age?
90. What makes you angry?
91. Do you like your own name?
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
94. What are you strengths?
95. What are your weaknesses?
96. How did you get your name?
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
98. Do you have any scars?
99. Color of your bedspread?
100. Color of your room?

I can’t set my hopes too high…

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When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!
Realize that anyone who tries to put you down about your appearance is assuming that it is your job to please them visually. Once you realize that it isn’t your job to be visually pleasing to anyone, ever, it becomes very hard for anyone to make you feel bad about yourself.

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AFUCKINGMEN.

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henrycavills:

My school always brings a bunch of therapy dogs on campus during midterms to cheer people up and look at this lil guy that was on the diag today

henrycavills:

My school always brings a bunch of therapy dogs on campus during midterms to cheer people up and look at this lil guy that was on the diag today

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autistichatchworth:

Ah you’re watching sailor moon? I love that anime. The way they just [clenches fist] sail all those fricking moons

Send me ‘unf’ if you find me attractive?

busbyyy:

Pls

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